If we formed a squad and practiced 6 months

[Big Moose]

A grievous mistake has been made.

You can have my starting small forward spot

As long as everyone knows when I come off that bench I got a permanent green light

Let it rain

[Dexterity]

These dykes aren't built for my perimeter D

[Sir Bustalot]

when i played i was great at blocking shots. I have long arms and can jump high and good timing, but i played against dudes around my height, so these 9ft tall mofos dont even have to worry about the bussa-buss

[Big Moose]

These girls aren’t that big yo

We could muscle them around

Sweat and stink on em

Those coastal lesbos can’t handle my middle American dad body odor

Well break them mentally

[Big Moose]

My nut sack is whispering to me that I could beat up every woman who has ever played in the WNBA

I've given it zero actual thought, but I believe my nut sack.

[Big Moose]

Rick Mahorn caught a body by accident here

We'd toss these bitches around


LOOL i just went to check some of their heights and weights and the weights aren't listed cuz they're gay ass girls

I'd punch 6'4 Aja Wilson square in her shit. Kick her in her enormous clit.

Angel Reese is only 6'4 and she's leading the league in rebounds lol

You can't tell me at 6'2 I can't out muscle these bitches and get 10 rebounds a game


She is 18% from 3!!!!

looool

[Big Moose]

The top 5 rebounders in the league are all 6-3 to 6-5


Man

I hope we somehow get to see Kanter play with these girls

Enes Kanter rhymes with penis banter.

I like that.